MY HAND HAS BEEN FORCED; BY DANIEL DUNNEGAN

It was a dark and rainy night with 125% humidity on march march 9th and my hand was forced to blog in a most unruly way.so here goes. i was in the land of Gastonia west of the river that skirts the Romanian country side and i was approached by 2 squirrels whence from the pecan tree of the Gastonian Gorge. The squirrels were distraught from the journey due to the fact their friend Pandy Panther was injured during a Nascar race while changing Dale Jarrets tires using an air wrench. it appeared that the air wrench had flew from his paws and fractured his skull in 231 different places. no one knew what to do .......until, a freakishly large veterinarian with a hint of cinnamon flew from the tree tops with a magic trash can lid in hopes to save our friend Pandy Panther. the freakishly large veterinarian with a hint of cinnamon flew to the aid of Pandy Panther on the back of his backwards fying otter named Ohio and knocked the fire out of Pandy the Panther with his magic trash can lid and all 231 fractures in his head were healed! Afterwards everyone gathered at the local Wallmart in Gastonia and celebrated by jumping into their grocery carts and crashing into each other.

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